So, I sort of stopped washing my hair. In my longstanding quest to become a crunchier earth mother and/or stick it to the man, I’ve been trying to quit shampoo. This has been something of a shift, since a few months ago, I’d have trouble sleeping if I hadn’t shampooed that day. So that was […]
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Blurry and also vegetarian enchiladas
I took a break from eating kale salad every day to glut myself with enchiladas every day for a week. This is real life, you guys. Sometimes we aspirationally read new, creative recipes while we prepare and eat the old standbys. And enchiladas are delicious. Ingredients 12 corn tortillas Mixed vegetables (I used onion, mushroom, carrot, […]
Fusion tacos, and in turn, self-loathing
In my defense, I didn’t start out to make “fusion” tacos. It just happened because hunger stroke, and I had not gone to the market that day. I basically always just want to eat sauteed vegetables with soy sauce (and a fried egg), but generic Asian-ish stir fry doesn’t seem to appeal to my roommates […]
Kale salad with miso sesame dressing
Sometimes I get really stuck on certain foods and will eat them for every meal for days, possibly weeks. This flies in the face of my usual reluctance to eat leftovers, but, well, at least it makes things easier. This time, as a grand stroke of irony, it’s kale salad. I know. This is probably […]
Alternaloaf (or, the “life-changing loaf of bread”)
I’m not eating a gluten-free diet. I think every single previous post to this thing has had a gluten product or 20 in it. I love bread, pasta, and preferably, both. With white rice. And potatoes. And maybe a breadcrumb topping? Glad we got that out of the way. I also like things that aren’t […]