Notably, sandwich cake is not the same as cake sandwich. For mysterious and unknown reasons, a certain roommate of mine does not really like normal cake. (I know. This is what I have to live with.) Luckily, we do share an enthusiasm for bread and a distinct lack of enthusiasm for raucous birthday revelry. […]
Author Archives: Jade
Collard Green Tempeh Wraps
I’ve been staying up late, begrudgingly (and very slowly) doing my taxes, because, hello, mid-April, when did you come around? The thing I’ve come to realize about adulting is that it is just constantly having your butt kicked. There is no mastery of adulting, because once you’ve got one thing figured out, more clamor […]
Book Club Brunch
Ain’t no party like a book club party because a book club party is… filled with snacks (+ champagne), partially literary discussion, and populated entirely by ladies? But for serious, being behind on our current book aside, I’m embracing the book-club-attending, food-blogger-aspiring sort of life I’m living these days. There’s nothing quite so satisfying as […]
Excuse me, did you know it’s 90 degrees in here?
Or, that time I tried heated yoga. Doing yoga is one of those things I aspire to do regularly and occasionally end up caught overestimating the frequency of my “practice,” along with reading the news, going on dates, and washing my bedding and/or hair. I’ve been slightly better about the yoga recently, though I can’t […]
Egg on egg
In addition to being bad at idioms, I’m also really bad at puns. I frequently don’t recognize when I’ve accidentally been punny myself, and I miss other people’s clever ones, too. I’m sorry, guys. I just barrel on through the sentence without stopping to think about it most often. For example, it took me drinking bottles […]